May 2013
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
You ever try to get ketchup out of a bottle? It just kinda hangs there and drips real slow then WHAM half the bottle empties out at once. Periods are just like that, but warm and in your pants.
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Salty Tea | I will always choose you: sweetgums:... →
sweetgums:
cows-quack:
candycanemiscreant:
lillithimmaculate:
defeated:
8ad-jokes:
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
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Equally heterosexual and homosexual.
When my best friend is having a bad day
whatshouldwecallme:
5 tags
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
WHEN MY FRIEND STARTS BITCHING ABOUT A GUY
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
