thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
You ever try to get ketchup out of a bottle? It just kinda hangs there and drips real slow then WHAM half the bottle empties out at once. Periods are just like that, but warm and in your pants.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Salty Tea | I will always choose you: sweetgums:... →
sweetgums: cows-quack: candycanemiscreant: lillithimmaculate: defeated: 8ad-jokes: Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality. … Equally heterosexual and homosexual.
When my best friend is having a bad day
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
WHEN MY FRIEND STARTS BITCHING ABOUT A GUY
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this